© NAMB

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

leafsfeelings:

choptail:

*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*

HIT REBLOG SO GODDAMN FAST

(Source: htkfr)

spermbanker:

charmander-isthe-bomb:

spermbanker:

wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..

or around my dick

or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

image

it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

plasmarifles:

awkward0rpheus:

plasmarifles:

guess what guys

we are getting closer

to the biggest event of the year

image

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EUROVISION 14 BABY

ah yes, eurovision, isn’t that where every European country submits a contestant and they all battle to the death. 

yes but we do it through the power of cheesy songs and insane dance moves (see above)

stephwinchester:

favorite gaming moments - Claptrap’s joke, Borderlands 2
The Crimson Raiders need our help! Roland’s been having trouble with some Bloodshots in Three Horns. He just wants them dead, but I’ve got a MUCH better plan - we’ll freeze them out!

capteinkio:

In vain to fireflight

the fiend in you,

the demon deep inside.

You were born unholy.

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

livelifeonlegendary:

Portal makes me so happy that I might cry.